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Bike theft by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #5 Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 12:16:06 AM EST

Now you see why gun ownership is mandatory in the States.

Catch the first dude trying to cut the chain you can, behead him, then place his rotting skull between the handlebars, facing outward, to let future chain-cutters know what happens if they get caught. It will at least weed out the ones with low self-confidence.

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.

Conceal carry permits are easy to get by miker2 (4.00 / 1) #14 Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 09:10:46 AM EST

in PA. Pretty much all they require is a pulse and a clean criminal record.

Ah, sociopathy. How warm, how comforting, thy sweet embrace. - MNS
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: Oh, if only I had a pulse... by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #17 Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 10:06:45 AM EST

and lived in Pennsylvania...

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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Beer, Bikes and Bon Jovi | 55 comments (55 topical, 0 hidden) | Trackback