MOTORHEAD: still play rock and fucking roll an order of magnitude harder than any band a third their age. Lemmy owns the stage.

KORN: lived up to CC's claim (almost ten years ago) that they're worth seeing live whether you like their music or not. must reacquire Life is Peachy.

SUICIDAL TENDENCIES: still play good music, but haven't aged as well as Motorhead: more like milk, less like whiskey. also, you'd think that after so many years they would have learned that no-one likes it when you talk for five minutes before every song.

VELVET REVOLVER: should really know better. please stop encouraging them.

OZZY OSBOURNE: wasn't a good enough reason to wait around for an hour and a half after a long, wet, hot, drunk day. As such, he only gets one sentence.